Gifts for Lovers: Control-Your-Spouse Talking Remote

Why waste precious time and energy trying to control the 


thoughts and actions of your significant other when you can 


automate the process? Just push a button on the Control-


Your-Man Talking Remote ($19.00) or the Control-


Your-Woman Talking Remote ($19.00) and let it do it 


for you. The remotes deliver a riot of verbal one-offs and 


funny sound effects sure to keep your spouse on the right 


track. Features 18 saying including (men control) "Time to 


listen!", "What about my needs?", "What were you thinking?" 


(Women control) "Zip it!", "Clean up on aisle four!" and "All 


right, hand over the credit cards!".